Not trying to win sympathy here, nobody owes anyone a living. Anyone can believe in anything whether it’s true or not. Believing in something false doesn’t make it true. If i believe i can fly and i jump out of the window, i’m still gonna fall. Not believeing in something true doesn’t make it false. If i don’t believe in the law of gravity is true, i’m still gonna fall. So, anyone can view my blog as subjective as it is. Whom may it concern? Heh, pardon the cynical laugh.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

My idol


CAN YOU DO THAT!?



Last week of holidays, i haven't even touch my homework. Have to work really hard now.. So many things to do, so little time!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

hey guys,
im here to update about last 3 days!

yesterday yesterday yesterday i went jogging with Jiawen. The two of us only. We jogged the usual distance then sit there and rest. i was bored so i took a photo.
i thought i look like some kind of boxer with the headband but Jiawen said i look more like the uncle who sell takoyaki in japen.
Well what do you think?


after that we were very very very thirsty so we decided to go bottle tree park to get some drinks, i only had $2 with we and Jiawen didn't bring any $$$. When we reached, the drinks stall was closed, we sian 1/2. Only 11pm+++ ma, so early close for what. Then we walk around 1.5km to a coffee shop to buy. After that we went home.
And thats the end of yesterday yesterday yesterday.

yesterday yesterday was celebrating for ah Hua birthday. We went his house eat cake.. and the fruit cake was not bad at all! after that we watch TV. 'zhong yi go live' i think. damn jing cai man!

The cake Thief

Trying to Steal

CAUGHT!

Happily ever after!

The End for yesterday yesterday.

As for yesterday, partly in celebration of ah Hua's birthday, we went to pub and drink drink drink again! it was in the middle of raffles city and clake quay. We go from raffles city because it was nearer.

On the way to Raffles City.

Having so much fun huh'

drink half way go outside relax


we ordered 2 martel which cost $169 each! so expensive man... but it was alot of fun, we sing alot of songs at the K there and played pool! I sing 'romeo and juliet' by cao ge with the cute girl there... Shes so CUTE! hahaha
after that we slacked and K songs until around 5.30am then we went back to yishun.
thats the end of yesterday =)

cheers Kelvin

Sunday, June 21, 2009

I noticed that i didn't upload photos for very very very very very very very very...
3 hours later, ... very very very long time. SO, today im gonna upload a bunch of photos!!

Happy Birthday JianHao!
Met up at 10+++ and straight went to drink drink drink..
Talk nonsense nonstop and blast music so loud.
KBKP all night long~
Just like AH BENG AH SENG AH LIAN AH HUI! but im not ok. hahaha

Before i went out'

Its good for your digestion'

Entering the Night life!

Happy Birthday JH



Serene, JH, Kelvin


WATCH THIS!




Yesterday i was really bored and i went to watch this. One of the reason i watch fighting spiders because my friend say one of the guy in the show REALLY looked like me.
REALLY MEH?
yah really.
Later on i found out that actually its not bad at all. Humourous, romantic, touching, interesting, and shows some of the hard life in singapore. AND, i watch all episodes from 1-10. If i got MOBTV i sure watch everything. haha

Cheers,
Kelvin

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

WARNING:
The following may contain explicit language and sexual content.
Not for 18 years old and below.
Not for pure souls, angels.
Not for the weak hearted.
Not for pregnant women.
Not for impotent men.
AND kids, don't try this at home.


Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son Aloysius.

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!

Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!

Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!

Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!


Now, where has my humour gone to.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Hamster 1:
Hi, my name is smallblack(xiaohei). I like to run on the wheel all day long especially in the middle of the night so i can disturb my owner because the wheel makes alot of noise. I like to play with the water bottle too, shaking it so hard that all the water will come out so my owner will have to refill for me everyday. Another advantage is to make my house dirty and wet so my owner will have to clean for me. One more advantage will be that i can get a chance to get to the outside world. But i will always return home.

Hamster 2:
Hi, my name is blackblack(heihei). I like to eat, and sleep. I like to fight with other hamster too. I am very hygenic i throw my rubbish at one place. I keep my house dry and clean. I don't drink alot, but i eat alot and i'm fat. I like to run around and play with my owner.

If my hamsters could speak, maybe they will say something like this.

To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life. The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before you. Then do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily duties and daily bread are the sweetest things in life.

Simplicity

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Kelvin is smoke free now! All my friends told me, 'Aiyah, u sure smoke back one larh' , 'really mah? dont act larh after few days you sure cannot take it one loh'. HAHA. Unsupportive friends.

The hardest part is to overcome your thoughts. Oh, and you'll feel sick for a few days. Sometimes you'll can't get to sleep or wake up in the middle of the night. But, you won't regret it. Spent some time figuring everything out, think it through, understand everything, that was what i first did. I don't need mint sweets nor vicks. Don't need determination, not perserverance either. Neither hardwork nor willpower. Not supportive family and friends. Not counselling not love.

Because I choose my way.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

im still waiting
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

To truely pursue something, one should be determined enough, work hard for it, stick at it, have backbone, guts, stamina, relentless focus. As long as the person is ready and willing to learn and apply themselves diligently. That's how most of the sucessful people change their lives. Impossible is nothing. The future is in your hands. (so easily said)

But, it's harder to manage yourself than you think.

People tend to think they know themselves until they come to give up smoking, lose weight, get fit, get rich. Then they realise they tend to give up easily, no willpower, are lazier, less determination, make less effort, too easily dissuaded, fall by the wayside too readily. Human's nature.

You are the one
Take me where I've never been
Help me on my feet again
Show me that good things come to those who wait
Tell me I'm not on my own
Tell me I won't be alone
Tell me what I'm feeling isn't some mistake
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can

Save me from myself, you can
And it's you and no one else
If I could wish upon tomorrow tonight would never end
If you asked me I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can

Baby, when you look at me
Tell me what do you see
Are these the eyes of someone you could love?
'Cause everything that brought me here
Well, now it all seems so clear
Baby, you're the one that I've been dreaming of
If anyone can make me fall in love, you can

Save me from myself, you can
And it's you and no one else
If I could wish upon tomorrow tonight would never end
If you asked me I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love

Only you can take me sailing in your deepest eyes
Bring me to my knees and make me cry
And no one's ever done this
Everything was just a lie and I know, yes, I know

This is where it all begins
So tell me it will never end
I can't fool myself, it's you and no one else

If I could wish upon tomorrow tonight would never end
If you asked me I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can

Show me that good things come to those who wait

Friday, May 22, 2009

On 21st of May,
he was in the train on the way to school;
he dropped his phone into the train's railway;
he can't retrieve it because the door closed just on time;
he lost all information and contacts in the phone;
he attended the first lesson;
he got a warning letter from the lecturer;
he finishes school;
he went to the train station to report about the lost phone;
he was told that they will check when the traffic's low;
he found out that it was still resting on the railway;
he notice it's raining and water is conquering the railway;
he thought about the condition of the missing phone;
he was moodless for the rest of the day.

but now, he understands.
There's sure to be some "downs" and there's absolutely no point to cry why would this happen, blame the heavens, and be miserable.

Life goes on anyway.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back. Don't blame life when he gave you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Cheers,
Kelvin

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Everyone want to fall in it. Because that experience makes people feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, and hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for life. It is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
It is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what it is. It is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being in "it" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Itself is what is left over when being in "it" has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. My mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

Now, do you understand love?