Not trying to win sympathy here, nobody owes anyone a living. Anyone can believe in anything whether it’s true or not. Believing in something false doesn’t make it true. If i believe i can fly and i jump out of the window, i’m still gonna fall. Not believeing in something true doesn’t make it false. If i don’t believe in the law of gravity is true, i’m still gonna fall. So, anyone can view my blog as subjective as it is. Whom may it concern? Heh, pardon the cynical laugh.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

WARNING:
The following may contain explicit language and sexual content.
Not for 18 years old and below.
Not for pure souls, angels.
Not for the weak hearted.
Not for pregnant women.
Not for impotent men.
AND kids, don't try this at home.


Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son Aloysius.

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!

Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!

Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!

Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!


Now, where has my humour gone to.

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