Sign... Got miss me not.....

A Mistake
A lady was sitting at the bar counter when she overheard the conversation between the guys sitting beside her.

One guy said,"Mine always stand up in the morning."

The other guy,"Mine too. I always took sometime to bring it down."

Another said,"It's a perpetual problem that I faced every morning. When my girlfriend is not around, I have to do it myself to bring it down."

Seeing that one of the guys is quite cute, she approached him and said,"I think I have the solution to your problem, why don't we go back to my place to make sure that it stand up all night and not tomorrow morning?"

The cute guy smiled and replied,"What're you thinking lady? We're talking about our hair!"


Stay or Quit?
In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), most
people have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP). Not
only do you pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough,
somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) more from you. So what
more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
When you are sick, you might be able to use your Cash Prior to
Funeral (CPF) fund, if you happen to be admmited to the Money
Operating Hospital (MOH) one time. If you are out of luck, you may
meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and you will be
Sure to Give-up Hope (SGH). To help ease the traffic, motorist have
to pay Cash On Expressway(COE). If that doesnt help, they can
always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a
car, you can always make a Mad Rush to Train (MRT) or get squashed
in a bus, Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many
places we can relax,not even the good old place we used to go
because it has become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA).
At the end of the day, living in Singapore is quite frustrating.
Even to the extent of hearing people complaining Now Everyone's Water At Toilet Eventually Recycled (NEWATER).
You tell me lah, should I be a quitter or stayer?