If i were a girl



Lyrics:
If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!

Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.

7 things



Lyrics:
I probably shouldn't say this.
Because my friends think that I'm weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can't hear.
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can't they see.
And you're still standing in the same way.
Just how i left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don't fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
You're fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute ;-)

It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard
she can't hear us.
YES I CAN. (lyke WTF)
Dood zomg did she just talk?!
She's been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

The 7 things I like about you.
You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you're hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can't wait till Chris is gone! ;-)
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.