My idol
CAN YOU DO THAT!?
Last week of holidays, i haven't even touch my homework. Have to work really hard now.. So many things to do, so little time!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
hey guys,
im here to update about last 3 days!
yesterday yesterday yesterday i went jogging with Jiawen. The two of us only. We jogged the usual distance then sit there and rest. i was bored so i took a photo.
i thought i look like some kind of boxer with the headband but Jiawen said i look more like the uncle who sell takoyaki in japen.
Well what do you think?
after that we were very very very thirsty so we decided to go bottle tree park to get some drinks, i only had $2 with we and Jiawen didn't bring any $$$. When we reached, the drinks stall was closed, we sian 1/2. Only 11pm+++ ma, so early close for what. Then we walk around 1.5km to a coffee shop to buy. After that we went home.
And thats the end of yesterday yesterday yesterday.
yesterday yesterday was celebrating for ah Hua birthday. We went his house eat cake.. and the fruit cake was not bad at all! after that we watch TV. 'zhong yi go live' i think. damn jing cai man!
The cake Thief
Trying to Steal
CAUGHT!
Happily ever after!
The End for yesterday yesterday.
As for yesterday, partly in celebration of ah Hua's birthday, we went to pub and drink drink drink again! it was in the middle of raffles city and clake quay. We go from raffles city because it was nearer.
On the way to Raffles City.
Having so much fun huh'
drink half way go outside relax
we ordered 2 martel which cost $169 each! so expensive man... but it was alot of fun, we sing alot of songs at the K there and played pool! I sing 'romeo and juliet' by cao ge with the cute girl there... Shes so CUTE! hahaha
after that we slacked and K songs until around 5.30am then we went back to yishun.
thats the end of yesterday =)
cheers Kelvin
im here to update about last 3 days!
yesterday yesterday yesterday i went jogging with Jiawen. The two of us only. We jogged the usual distance then sit there and rest. i was bored so i took a photo.
i thought i look like some kind of boxer with the headband but Jiawen said i look more like the uncle who sell takoyaki in japen.
Well what do you think?
after that we were very very very thirsty so we decided to go bottle tree park to get some drinks, i only had $2 with we and Jiawen didn't bring any $$$. When we reached, the drinks stall was closed, we sian 1/2. Only 11pm+++ ma, so early close for what. Then we walk around 1.5km to a coffee shop to buy. After that we went home.
And thats the end of yesterday yesterday yesterday.
yesterday yesterday was celebrating for ah Hua birthday. We went his house eat cake.. and the fruit cake was not bad at all! after that we watch TV. 'zhong yi go live' i think. damn jing cai man!
The cake Thief
Trying to Steal
CAUGHT!
Happily ever after!
The End for yesterday yesterday.
As for yesterday, partly in celebration of ah Hua's birthday, we went to pub and drink drink drink again! it was in the middle of raffles city and clake quay. We go from raffles city because it was nearer.
On the way to Raffles City.
Having so much fun huh'
drink half way go outside relax
we ordered 2 martel which cost $169 each! so expensive man... but it was alot of fun, we sing alot of songs at the K there and played pool! I sing 'romeo and juliet' by cao ge with the cute girl there... Shes so CUTE! hahaha
after that we slacked and K songs until around 5.30am then we went back to yishun.
thats the end of yesterday =)
cheers Kelvin
Sunday, June 21, 2009
I noticed that i didn't upload photos for very very very very very very very very...
3 hours later, ... very very very long time. SO, today im gonna upload a bunch of photos!!
Happy Birthday JianHao!
Met up at 10+++ and straight went to drink drink drink..
Talk nonsense nonstop and blast music so loud.
KBKP all night long~
Just like AH BENG AH SENG AH LIAN AH HUI! but im not ok. hahaha
Before i went out'
Its good for your digestion'
Entering the Night life!
Happy Birthday JH
Serene, JH, Kelvin
WATCH THIS!
Yesterday i was really bored and i went to watch this. One of the reason i watch fighting spiders because my friend say one of the guy in the show REALLY looked like me.
REALLY MEH?
yah really.
Later on i found out that actually its not bad at all. Humourous, romantic, touching, interesting, and shows some of the hard life in singapore. AND, i watch all episodes from 1-10. If i got MOBTV i sure watch everything. haha
Cheers,
Kelvin
3 hours later, ... very very very long time. SO, today im gonna upload a bunch of photos!!
Happy Birthday JianHao!
Met up at 10+++ and straight went to drink drink drink..
Talk nonsense nonstop and blast music so loud.
KBKP all night long~
Just like AH BENG AH SENG AH LIAN AH HUI! but im not ok. hahaha
Before i went out'
Its good for your digestion'
Entering the Night life!
Happy Birthday JH
Serene, JH, Kelvin
WATCH THIS!
Yesterday i was really bored and i went to watch this. One of the reason i watch fighting spiders because my friend say one of the guy in the show REALLY looked like me.
REALLY MEH?
yah really.
Later on i found out that actually its not bad at all. Humourous, romantic, touching, interesting, and shows some of the hard life in singapore. AND, i watch all episodes from 1-10. If i got MOBTV i sure watch everything. haha
Cheers,
Kelvin
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
WARNING:
The following may contain explicit language and sexual content.
Not for 18 years old and below.
Not for 18 years old and below.
Not for pure souls, angels.
Not for the weak hearted.
Not for pregnant women.
Not for impotent men.
AND kids, don't try this at home.
Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!
Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!
Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!
Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!
Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!
Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!
Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!
Now, where has my humour gone to.
Monday, June 08, 2009
Hamster 1:
Hi, my name is smallblack(xiaohei). I like to run on the wheel all day long especially in the middle of the night so i can disturb my owner because the wheel makes alot of noise. I like to play with the water bottle too, shaking it so hard that all the water will come out so my owner will have to refill for me everyday. Another advantage is to make my house dirty and wet so my owner will have to clean for me. One more advantage will be that i can get a chance to get to the outside world. But i will always return home.
Hamster 2:
Hi, my name is blackblack(heihei). I like to eat, and sleep. I like to fight with other hamster too. I am very hygenic i throw my rubbish at one place. I keep my house dry and clean. I don't drink alot, but i eat alot and i'm fat. I like to run around and play with my owner.
If my hamsters could speak, maybe they will say something like this.
To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life. The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before you. Then do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily duties and daily bread are the sweetest things in life.
Simplicity
Hi, my name is smallblack(xiaohei). I like to run on the wheel all day long especially in the middle of the night so i can disturb my owner because the wheel makes alot of noise. I like to play with the water bottle too, shaking it so hard that all the water will come out so my owner will have to refill for me everyday. Another advantage is to make my house dirty and wet so my owner will have to clean for me. One more advantage will be that i can get a chance to get to the outside world. But i will always return home.
Hamster 2:
Hi, my name is blackblack(heihei). I like to eat, and sleep. I like to fight with other hamster too. I am very hygenic i throw my rubbish at one place. I keep my house dry and clean. I don't drink alot, but i eat alot and i'm fat. I like to run around and play with my owner.
If my hamsters could speak, maybe they will say something like this.
To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life. The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before you. Then do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily duties and daily bread are the sweetest things in life.
Simplicity
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Kelvin is smoke free now! All my friends told me, 'Aiyah, u sure smoke back one larh' , 'really mah? dont act larh after few days you sure cannot take it one loh'. HAHA. Unsupportive friends.
The hardest part is to overcome your thoughts. Oh, and you'll feel sick for a few days. Sometimes you'll can't get to sleep or wake up in the middle of the night. But, you won't regret it. Spent some time figuring everything out, think it through, understand everything, that was what i first did. I don't need mint sweets nor vicks. Don't need determination, not perserverance either. Neither hardwork nor willpower. Not supportive family and friends. Not counselling not love.
Because I choose my way.
The hardest part is to overcome your thoughts. Oh, and you'll feel sick for a few days. Sometimes you'll can't get to sleep or wake up in the middle of the night. But, you won't regret it. Spent some time figuring everything out, think it through, understand everything, that was what i first did. I don't need mint sweets nor vicks. Don't need determination, not perserverance either. Neither hardwork nor willpower. Not supportive family and friends. Not counselling not love.
Because I choose my way.